The wizards of the Harry Potter movies may make tasty eye candy, but it's the ladies of the franchise who have some of the best one-liners. While we eagerly await seeing one of the best lines of the entire book series from Molly Weasley when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 hits the big screen next week, let's look back at the other life advice uttered from the good, the bad, and the psycho witches of the Harry Potter books and films (including Mrs. Weasley's foulmouthed line!).
"Actually I'm highly logical, which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook." (— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 movie)
Fleur Delacour on Inner Beauty
"What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!" (— Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince book)
Molly Weasley on Family Values
"Not my daughter, you b*tch!" (— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book)
Bellatrix Lestrange on Taking Initiative
"My Lord, I'd like to volunteer for this task. I want to kill the boy." (— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 movie)
Luna Lovegood on Being Prepared
"I've never been to this part of the castle. Well, not awake. I sleepwalk, you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed." (— Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie)
Rita Skeeter on Tactfully Handling the Situation
"Everyone loves a rebel, Harry. Speaking of your parents, were they alive, how do you think they'd feel? Proud? Or concerned that your attitude shows, at best, a pathological need for attention? The worst psychotic death wish." (— Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie)
Ginny Weasley on the Downside to Being "the Chosen One"
"He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?" (— Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie)
Moaning Myrtle on Sneaking a Peek
"Oh, very good. It took Cedric ages to riddle it out. Almost all the bubbles were gone . . ." (— Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie)
Madam Pomfrey on Harsh Realities
"Well, what'd you expect, pumpkin juice?!" (— Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie)
Minerva McGonagall on Punctuality
"Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time." (— Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone movie)
Dolores Umbridge on Children
"You know, I really hate children." (— Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie)
Sybil Trelawney on Honesty
"See? Right here. You may be young in years, but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave." (— Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban movie)
Nymphadora Tonks on Cleanliness
"They're very clean, these Muggles. It's unnatural." (— Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie)
Lavender Brown on Near-Death Experiences
"Friend? Don't make me laugh! You haven't spoken in weeks. I guess you want to make up with him now that's he's suddenly all interesting!" (— Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince movie)
Padma Patil on Compliments
"[To Ron] Don't you look . . . dashing." (— Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie)
Source: Tres Sugar | Tara Sharp | IMDB
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